Monday, November 15, 2010

Dear DGM fandom

Dear D. GrayMan fandom;

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BATSHIT INSANE?

Seriously. I went several years without encountering a truly insane fangirl in the KH fandom. ...Okay, there's Smile. But one in three years ain't half bad.

In DGM? Two in as many months.



The first one was a pretty normal fangirl. Bit of a fantard, to be honest, but I'm willing to put up with that. Although she doesn't seem to understand that I'm not into yaoi porn... ANYWAY, so one day she says she has something very important to tell us. The next hour is spent in a discussion of how an archangel has told her that flu shots are a conspiracy by the government to kill our babies, and trying to convince me that her vision actually happened, because, ya know, it's completely normal for angels to appear to teenage girls so that they can mobilize the people against the evil government.

...Yeah. Atheist squid was more than a bit doubtful. (Which made her promise me that the angel would "give me a sign" - HA! I said that maybe he'd make my nose stop running.) And also amused at the irony of her MSN screen name - "Angel Fantasy."



The other one is a controlling psychopath who takes possessive to a new level. So I joined this RP, right? I play the canon love interest of one of the other characters in the RP, and so me and that mun got to playing around a bit with the muses in the OOC thread. Crazy FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. She drops hints, I make an IC offer to share/compromise/whatever. She IGNORES me and is generally a childish little prat, so I ignore her until the point where she starts literally SHOVING MY CHARACTER AROUND. (This after calling Alma a hussy, while HER LAVI IS WALKING THE IC THREAD IN THE MINISKIRT OF CHARACTER FAIL.) So yeah, I snapped a little and called her out IC.

this is apparently enough to make her leave the roleplay and think that I super special always hated her and intend to take her friend away from her. Which I, you know, never intended to do and haven't done. Anyway, so they're "waifus" and Crazy insists on a "divorce" unless friend agrees to FUCKING RULES REGARDING THEIR RELATIONSHIP. And Friend passes it off as nothing because it's "not a real relationship," it's just the internet. BULLSHIT.

I'm really worried about her now >.>

Crazy also seems to think that I think I am my character. Lolnostupidbitch.





...Maybe I ought to introduce Katelynna to the fandom... [/cruel]

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